I started my new job today. When I was offered the job, they wanted a background check, a drug test, and a credit check. The only thing they didn't ask for is a blood test. They also asked me to sign a notification that they will monitor all my activity on their networks. I've decided that I won't do any personal work on their system. Is this what it takes to get a job at your local, friendly corporation these days?
The only thing I could think of since I woke up this morning is a song by Slim Gaillard on the soundtrack of the movie Absolute Beginners.
It's called "Selling Out". The truth hurts.